Puto-kutsinta ni Bae Osiang
Frolicking in style 101 (Catanduanes part 3)
Jul 25th, 2010 by ella
Hindi biro ang mabuhay sa mundo bilang babae. Nature intended us to be eye candies but let’s face it, girls, shallowness takes a lot of hard work, discipline and dedication hehe 
Well, who said being drop dead gorgeous is easy? Ewan ko kung sino pero ito ang masasabi ko, we need to lay down some ground rules for looking our best…every time, everywhere.
We gotta stay on top, alhough I must admit, staying on top is a bit tricky. A girl has to be the epitome of awesomeness to be called legendary 
(ayon kay Barney Stinton)
We can do this, girlfriends. Ths is my first post for a new blog category entitled…(drum roll please) …”Weird but Awesome”. There hehe. 
Ella’s rule #1- Dress up!
Don’t judge a book by its cover. Oh but we do. Kapansin-pansin sa bookshelves ang aking aklat, Diary ni Ella, dahil sa kanyang pabalat. In shocking fuchsia, of course. Nagtatawag ng atensyon. Although sabi ng isang reader ko, nasa lowest shelf siya sa NBS, nasa sulok pa kaya napakahirap daw hanapin 
Wawa naman ang book ko 
Eniweys, back to rule #1: dressing up. Clothes make a man. True that, but in my book, accessories make a woman awesome. Totally.
Kahit anong klaseng aktibidades ang susuungin natin, girls, at kahit gaano ka-wild ang nature, we must know the drill. Pimp your wardrobe. We can never tell kung may nagtatagong paparazzi sa likod ng mga bato at handang magpakamatay makunan lang tayo ng candid photo, o di ba hehe 
Mabuti na yung laging handa
Remember, photos are forever and the camera can be your friend …or your worst nightmare. Don’t be frozen in time as “oops, sino ‘to hahaha”. You can be the “aaaw she’s awesome” in group photos. …kahit isipin ng mga tao secretly na medyo weird ka. Don’t worry, it’s fun to dress up, pramis 
My Twin Rocks adventure is a good illustration of rule #1
Friday pa rin July 16 (sus ang tagal ng araw)
3pm: After lunch.
Kailangang tawirin na namin ang dagat papunta sa Twin Rocks bago mag-sunset at mag-high tide. It’s about 50 meters of sea from the resort. The water was warm and only shin-deep.
Lesson #1 under rule #1 - “Katulad din ng unicorn, there’s no such thing as unisex”. For my walking-in-the-sea outfit, sheer black kimono bikini cover up, garterized under bust with low cut plunge front. Worn over a black skort. The bikini cover up sells for P300 at Landmark, iba-ibang kulay pa. Sa murang halaga lang, mukha na tayong rarampa. You don’t have to look like one of the boys with those ugly tees and yucky shorts. You are not one of the boys.
Dahil namalengke ang aming guide, walang nagsabi sa amin kung ano ang perils na haharapin namin. GUBAT ang ilalim ng dagat, guys! Effin’ gubat! As in may carpet ng halamang-dagat between us and the twin rocks. Green, brown, red marine algae (commonly known as seaweeds). Putsa, lahat na yata ng klase ng halaman-dagat!
Pumupulupot sa binti ko ang mga halamang-dagat sa bawat hakbang ko. Feeling ko mga galamay sila ng sea creatures eeek! I screamed my lungs out all the way to the two rocks. Tapos may escort pa akong baby pugita na lumangoy-langoy sa tabi ng legs ko eeew! Well, okay, I must admit it’s kinda cute
Muntik nang maputol ang kamay ni Boo sa pangungunyapit ko. Para akong naglalakad sa major obstacle course while everyone else was wading leisurely through the sea.
Mwahaha! Nakarating din ako sa pampang ng kambal na bato! Yees! Buo pa ako, may binti at paa at hindi pinapak ng cute baby pugita. O di vah, mukhang a-attend ng prom LOLz
it was worth the effort naman. There’s a dry alcove connecting the big rock and the smaller one where you can rest your tired feet.
And the scenery was awesome. Yes, dears, scenery can be awesome, too.
May maliit na kuweba sa smaller rock.
The cave goes all the way through the rock.
Lesson#2 under Rule#1: “Grab all photo ops, use the view, and pose with drama”. I know, I know, this is not a particularly awesome pose. Masakit sa puwet ang mga bato noh 
Now, this is better, kahit mukhang baluktot ang isang binti ko, it will have to do for our purpose. Although one might wonder what I’m doing lounging on one rough and jagged humongous rock. Posing for drama, ano fah haha
Next issue: Luyang Cave
at buti nlng nakisama ang hair mo sa mga pang FHM na pose mo…hehehehe!
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Do me a favor….dalas dalasan mo ang update sa category na to.
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